On Midseason Report Cards

Good Evening all, hope all is well. Before the Goat releases his picks this weekend (after crushing the 'Pack) last night...."Thursday Night Home Dogs" are getting just stupid...anyway, I figure it's time for a little Mid-Season Report cards for some teams:

1. Alabama (A+)
Defense..Check
Running Game...Check
John P. Wilson....Check
Special Teams....Check
Smashing all comers...Check
Bottom Line: Bring on Miami and the BCS!!!!

2. Texas (B)
Running game...Check
Colt McCoy.....A trip to NY in his future
Special Teams....Check
Defense...This is "Big 12" football....NON-EXISTANT....The Oklahoma "Sooner" had 173 yards passing on the Texas Defense...and it doesn't have ARMS?!?!?!
Smashing all comers...Check (BIG ON UT THIS WEEKEND, more on that later on)
Bottom Line: Lot of football left to play

3. AUBURN (can i use a "G" here, "F" is too much credit)
Running game...HAHAHA
QB Situation....WTF?!?!?
Special "Olympic" Teams...OMG?!?!?
Defense...Dreadful a best
Getting Smashed by all comers....CHECK
Bottom Line: You fired your OC mid-season for gosh sakes...
OIL RIG FIRE = Auburn Football

4. FSU (C)
Running game....Coming around
C. Ponder...This guy IS a "box of chocolates"
Special Teams....OK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers...Negative, lost to Wake Forest with 8 turnovers and 158 yds. in penalties
Bottom Line: Still not convinced we're "Back"

5. CLEMSON (F)
Running Game....Where?
C. Harper...Broken
Special Teams...More like "Special ED classes"
Defense...They have one?
Smashing all comers....I just pee'd on myself
Bottom Line: Tommy Bowden stepped down...They're season is now looking up..

6. PENN ST. (A+)
Running game....CHECK
QB....CHECK
Special Teams....CHECK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers....Like WARM BUTTER
Bottom Line: Sleeper to make it to MIAMI...Not a whole lot of work left...
OSU will get smashed by this team

7. FLORIDA (B)
Running Game...Tebro is still nasty, and now has a little help
QB...NO QUESTION, he picked apart LSU while eating a ham samich...check YOUTUBE
Special Teams...CHECK
Defense...CHECK
Smashing all comers...EXCEPT OLE MISS...Bama beware
Bottom Line: May get Bama in the SEC championship game...we'll see if they belong then

8. MEECHIGAN (D)
Running Game....UH....NO
QB.....UH....NO
Special Teams....See "Toledo"
Defense....See "Toledo"
Smashing all comers...See "Toledo"
Bottom Line: "RAM ROD" might get run out of town EARLY...See "Toledo"

9. VANDY (A-)
Running game....OK
QB...SHAKY at best
Special Teams...Bright Spot
Defense...Excellent
Smashing all comers...No, but have gotten it done
Bottom Line: Cannot score beyond the 50 yard line, but with a stingy defense, may get a lot better on that...

10. Tennessee (F)
Running game....FIRE PHIL
QB.....FIRE PHIL
Special Teams....FIRE PHIL
Defense....FIRE PHIL
Smashing all comers....FIRE PHIL
Bottom Line: FIRE PHIL

Just a few...I could go on and on, but why? Anyway, enjoy the weekend ahead, I will try to get some games out there later on!

Da GOAT