On the Economy and College Football

Well, the way Da GOAT sees it, the economic & political situation can be related to the college football season...

1. Fannie Mae = UGA (Both sucked to begin with and WAY overated)

2. Freddie MAC = USC (Stated as the greatest thing since sliced bread...ended up in the crapper)

3. President Bush = Dave Wanstead (flashes of brilliance, but in the end, deer in the headlights)

4. Barack Obama = Tyrone Willingham (has a great plan but a grease fire and a loss is inevitable)

5. Sarah Palin = Erin Andrews (Dumb as hell, but EASY on the eyes)

6. Joe Bidin = Bobby Petrino (As full of shit as a Christmas turkey)

7. John McCain = Joe Paterno (Both grew up with Moses, both will die in Office)

8. Wallstreet = BCS (A disaster, flirting with collapse, one wrong move and we're all screwed, both will need to be bailed out in the end)

9. $750 Billion Dollar Buyout = Nick Saban (This has nothing to do with our country's economic problems and everything to do with a diobolical plot to get Nick Saban off the Alabama sideline)

10. Brokers = Touts (don't need some dumbass to lose my money for me, i'll bet on UCLA for that)

11. ARM Mortgages = Tennessee (When you sign up for both you think you hit pay dirt, but in reality you have sold your soul to he devil; then you get hammered for a year and eventually lose your shirt while a fat guy sits in his office crushing krispy kreme's and orange juice)

12. Interest Rates = Rutger's Football (Keep Choppin' away, and eventually you will turn it around....in 2034)

13. The American Public = Alabama Football (Rolling up the sleeves, grinding it out, getting it done the hard way. Led by the power of god....errr..Nick Saban...and in the end when it's all said and done....will get screwed all the way around by the powers to be)

I'm Out.....

Da GOAT....GOD BLESS AMERICA