Saturday, September 27, 2008

On CFB Saturday

After an easy win last night, got a big card for today. So here we go...

STRAIGHT AND MONEYLINES

Ole Miss +22.5

VT + 7
VT Moneyline

Purdue +2


Bama +7 (BTH)
Bama Moneyline

TCU +19

Wisky-5

Tennessee +7

TEASERS

Miami +6.5 Over 28.5
Ole Miss +36.5 Under 62
Tennessee+21 Under 55.5
WV-1 Under 66.5
Illinois +30 Under 67
VT +21 Over 32.5
Bama +21 Under 60
USF +4 Under 60
TCU +33 Over 39.5
Colorado +20 Over 30.5

Parlay

Ole Miss +22.5
VT +7


The big game tonight is Bama/UGA. Da GOAT thinks that Bama wins this game outright, so why i bought the hook i don't know? Anyway, if Bama can take the crowd out of it early and control the ball and the tempo, they will win this football game. Also, Knowshon is held under 100 yards in this game, you heard it hear first! Riding the bull(s)...feeling the flow....

YTD 55-15 CFB
78.5%
+103 Units

*card is subject to change, will adjust accordingly if necessary*

Da' GOAT

Friday, September 26, 2008

Letter to Pete Carroll

Dear Pete,

You seem to have lost your shirt....and shit the bed, NICE!


Signed,

Da' GOAT

on Big East Friday

WOW....Paging the entire SEC....USC took a dive last night....On to Friday Night...Small play this evening, more into watching this game, got a big card lined up tomorrow.

UCONN +18 Under 65

The "Oracle" states that the OVER 51 will be paying off hios mortgage this evening, so wee shall see.


GL to all that reads...

Da' GOAT

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Pounding the Beavers on Thursday Night

Home Dog on Thursday night....Lets Keep it rolling and hopefully USC doesn't....

OSU + 25
OSU + 39 Over 39.5
USC -11 Over 39.5

More to come on Saturday, good luck....


Hope the Beaver's don't "Stink up" the joint....

Da' GOAT

Monday, September 22, 2008

Letter to Skip Holtz

Dear Skippy,

That debacle on Saturday, cost you 7 figures and me 4. Thanks alot you f**king moron....

I think you need to change the team name to the ECU
"Butt-Pirates", AAAARRRRRRGGG!

You're definitely "Drunk Uncle Lou's" son.....

Regards,

Da' GOAT

Letter to Bobby Bowden

Dear Bobby,

Dadgum, nice offense! Tell Jeff Bowden, I said hello! Did Jimbo get the E.A. Sports College Football 2009 game i sent him? Sure didn't look like it. Ya'll suck....

By The Way, your QB situation is a dumpster fire!?!?!?

Regards,

Da GOAT

Saturday, September 20, 2008

on College Football Saturday

After an easy 5-0 on Thursday night, Saturday has come calling. Like several games this weekend, so let's get started...

42-14 YTD
75% Overall
+ 92 Units

Bama -8
Tennessee +8
Vandy +7
ECU -6.5


VT+18 Under 58.5 (tease)
Tennessee +22 Under 65.5 (tease)
Vandy +21 under 65.5 (tease)
Arizona St. +22 Over 36.5 (tease)
Iowa +14.5 Over 27.5 (tease)
Auburn +16.5 Under 51.5 (tease)

Good Luck this weekend! Will check back and add if necessary!

Da GOAT

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Thursday Night CFB

Been extremly busy and had a ROUGH weekend last week! Have a big card for the weekend, but staying with the usual theme for Thursday Night...........Home Dogs all day...and all year for that matter.

CU + 3.5
CU +17.5 Under 70.5 (Tease)
CU Moneyline (+ 141)

PARLAY
Under 57.5
CU +3.5
CU Moneyline

More to come for the weekend, good luck...

Da' GOAT

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

on what we have learned thru tree weeks of CFB.

1. Erin Andrews is just ridiculous
2. Ohio State is....well Ohio State
3. 52,911 turned out for an OUTSTANDING baseball game in Starksville, MS this past weekend.
4. Auburn has one helluva a bull pen.
5. Skip Holtz will be collecting alot bigger checks in the near future, and it is deserved.
6. USC is very good.
7. FSU dominated two girls schools.....They will be truly judged this upcoming weekend against a very good Wake Forest team.
8. The Big-12 will make a run at the National Championship game....and the Heisman Trophy.
9. Mangino looks like he's gained 9.6 pounds....in his right ankle.
10. Penn St. looks like a contender.
11. Alabama has not lost yet, and they are looking like a team on a mission...take notice SEC
12. Sam Bradford is money.....no really... CRUSHED his prop bet this weekend.....(Oracle)
13. The ACC will be great......in March.
14. Kirk Herbstriet wears more gel in his hair then Da' GOAT....and Jimmy Johnson combined.
15. I miss Keith Jackson.
16. Washington got hosed on a bad call....but they get no love from Da GOAT, the kick was still blocked.
17. BYU < BCS
18. "Touchdown Tennessee" is the best song ever put out by Kenny Chesney. (Thanks J)
19. The Big East is a Dumpster Fire.
20. Buffalo ate it's "Flutie Flakes" this weekend before playing Temple
21. Don't forget about the Texas Longhorns....until Mizzou and Oklahoma come calling...
22. Rich Brooks is horrible
23. Rick Neuheisel is atrocious
24. Dave Wannstead is just plain bad
25. APB has been put out for any information on the whereabouts of the Louisville Cardinals
26. Da' GOAT rushed for more yards then Miss. St. starting running back against Auburn....
27. "Touchdown Jesus" smiled a little on Saturday.
28. Michigan is as good as there coach...CRUSHEDROD
29. Molly Querim on College Football live is SMOKIN' HOT....easily the best talent in the joint.
30. Lou Holtz IS NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL.

Acronyms

OMG.....WTF.....PDQ......LSU


LSU+2.5 vs. Auburn *LOCKED IN*


Line opened this morning at (LVSC)Auburn -1.5, went to -2.5 and i scooped it up.....it is now LSU-3

A gift from the Vegas Gods....

Da' GOAT

Letter to Jim Tressel

Dear Jim,


Put the gun down.....


Signed,

Marv Levy

Saturday, September 13, 2008

on CFB Saturday

Benn real busy here come lately, but have found a few games i like today, so here they are......

STRAIGHT
USC -10.5
Fresno St. +2
UCLA +8.5


TEASE
UCLA +22.5 Over 32.5
Cal pk Under 65.5
Western Kentucky +42.5 OVer 31.5
Miss. St. +24.5 Under 52.5
Georgia+7 Over 29.5


A couple of people have contributed thier personal favorites:

"The gentleman that wishes to remain anonomys"

Idaho +8
Tennessee -31

"The Oracle"

Sam Bradford OVER 2.5 TD Passes


Good luck everyone, if i see something that looks rediculous, i may add it, all these games are locked in. Have a good day!

Friday, September 12, 2008

On Friday Night Football

Rock Chaulk Jayhawk...ok here we go....

Kansas +4
Kansas Moneyline
Kansas +18 Over 34.5 (tease)

Baylor -4
Baylor +10 over 34.5 (tease)

Parlay
Baylor-4
Kansas+4

Good luck this evening, Saturday's pick will come either late tonight or sometime in the morning.


Da' GOAT

Thursday, September 11, 2008

on Thursday Night CFB

Love home teams on Thursday night. Like them even better when they are home dogs, but the home team is favored tonight so.....

Rutgers -5 vs. UNC
UNC +19 OVER 34 (TEASE)

Good Luck this evening....BTW:


No Beanie Wells....

USC -10.5 *LOCKED IN*


More to come later.....Getting this one now, line will go up...This game might get ugly

Da' GOAT

FSU Stat sheet

Vs. Western Carolina


Chris Ponder
116-118 for 3 miles and 3 TD's
D'Vontre Richardson
3-4 for 568 yards 2 rushing TD's
Charlie Ward
6-9 for 156 yards and 1 TD.....from his couch in Houston, TX

Nacho's guy from Section 56
12 rushes for 220 yards and a score

Towel Boy
12 solo tackles, 2 pass break-ups

Bobby Bowden
3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles

The "Cowgirls"
combined for 357 yards on the ground 3 TD's...in boots

The PA annoucer
3 INT's, 1 returned for TD, 187 yards All-purpose....from the booth....during half-time

Rudy Ruettiger
6 receptions for 211 yards and 3 TD's (Pre-game Motivational Speaker and games "MVP" )


Note to Jimbo Fisher:

The Brake is on the LEFT....69-0 is a bit much....you don't have to "Flex your muscles" against D-II schools...


Da' GOAT

Saturday, September 6, 2008

On College Football Saturday

After an Easy win on Thursday Night, Saturday is shaping up to be tasty...So here we go...

Ole MISS +8 vs. Wake Forest
Ole Miss vs. Wake Forest UNDER 48
West Virginia vs. ECU UNDER 51 *LOCKED IN*
West Virginia vs. ECU +8
Southern Miss +19 vs. Auburn

Teasers

Ole Miss +15 Under 55
ECU+14.5 Under 55
Southern Miss +26 Under 53.5

Cinninati +37 Over 38.5 (14 pt. Tease)
Miami +37 Under 65.5 (14 pt. Tease)
Texas Tech +4 Over 55.5 (14 pt. Tease)

Parlay
ECU +8
Ole Miss +8
Southern Miss +19


This is the weekend card, all games are *LOCKED IN*, a big thanks to the "Oracle". Good luck this weekend...

And for those DEGENERATES like myself...An Opening NFL card is in line....

Pittsburgh -6.5
Detriot -3
Dallas -5.5

And Parlay all three...CHA CHING!


Sleep late on Monday morning!


Da' GOAT

Thursday, September 4, 2008

on the Second Weekend of College Football

Congrats to Alabama....NICE #13 ranking in the latest AP poll! So, Michigan is horrible, never expected anything else from these clowns and USC looked pretty strong against the Virginia school of Un-wed mothers..



Now on to this week/weekend of games...Da GOAT went a crappy 8-4 this past weekend with a 1 point loss with Illinois and a crappy Tennessee team, so what do you do?



This week there are only a couple of games Da GOAT is looking at right now begining with tonight.



THURSDAY NIGHT



VANDY +10 @ Home vs. South Carolina



Plain and simple, home teams on Thursday night have been "Money in the Bank" here recently and this should not change. Don't be surprised if Vandy pulls out a win here. A small parlay play with the +10 and the Money Line may be in order....



SATURDAY



Ole MISS +8 vs. Wake Forest

Ole Miss vs. Wake Forest UNDER 48

West Virginia vs. ECU UNDER 51 *LOCKED IN*

West Virginia vs. ECU +8

Marshall vs. Wisky -21

These are what look good right now, will adjust accordingly as the weekend progresses.

Da GOAT




on The Clemson Tigers

Dear Tommy Bowden,

You suck, You're team sucks, and you costed me $550 beans you moron....Thanks for being the SECOND worst Head Coach behind Dave Wannstead..I hope you get canned.


Signed,

Da GOAT

P.S. Roll Tide!