It has been a long time! Many things have changed over this past year since the last post I made, some good, some very bad. Things happen for a reason I guess and god has a plan, but it sure would be nice to know ahead of time what that plan is, you know? As far as football goes, consider DA GOAT taking 2010 off to get some things in order and try to get 2011 going in the right direction. It will be a struggle and I will try harder then ever to keep the blog going, as I have a new appreciative group that is preparing to check out DA GOATS picks this year. As far as what has transpired this year, we lets touch on it a little bit:
“The Vest” has officially been removed, the entire State of Ohio had a day of mourning, and will never be the same. I said, and you can read the blog for proof that PRYOR was the biggest waste of space THE Ohio State University had ever seen outside of Maurice Clarett (which that situation should make since and been an eerie foretelling of things to come for that program), but hey what do you do, right? I got it! You get tatt’d up, sell all your OSU stuff, sign a few things, move 100 pound of grass, get a new car and then bolt to the NFL which is currently LOCKED OUT….PRYOR has to be the dumbest single individual this world has ever seen, and is A “typical”, and I will leave it at that. You reckon that new coach has some shoes to fill?!?!? MEEEECHIGAN fans are burning couches in the streets already…
Trent Richardson was involved in a “hit and run” incident in downtown Tuscaloosa. He is doing fine, but the car is totaled and some guys is missing his thorax…TRUE STORY.
Blain Gabbert has transferred to “Da Ville…they instantly got 100% better.
Oregon/LSU to open the Season in Dallas…EARLY lean is Oregon+1.5
Gotta jet….catch up after while
DA GOAT
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Sunday, September 5, 2010
College Football 2010
Hello all GOAT followers! Your favorite slack-ass blogger is back and badder then ever! Sorry I haven't been on top of my game, but I'm gonna try "Real Hard" to stay on top of this blog.
First and foremost I would like to thank the "Oracle" for inspiring me to waste all of my down time on this "dad gum" computer (a little shout out to Mr. Bowden there) but hey, what else do i have to do besides staring out the window at Yacht's that I can't afford...Life is tough...Oh well!
Anyway, went 4-0 unposted on Thursday Night, but the rest of the GOAT's plays will be posted on this blog from here on out. The next play will be posted....well, hell...how bout right now!
BOISE ST-1
All of America is banging on the Boise St. Bronco's right now thinking that they are headed to Landover, MD to get hammer by the home crowd and VA TECH....Not gonna happen...
Boise St. returns 22 starters off of a team that went 14-0 last year and I have Chris Peterson and 11 weeks to prepare for the biggest game in the BOISE ST. tackle football history, yep I got a 4 star hunch that the boys from the smurf will show up and handle their business. Now, don't get me wrong, Frank Beamer will have his guys ready to play. They have one of the best returning back field's in the country and Beamer and Company are 0-4 in there last 4 openers vs. Ranked opponents. I think that Boise St. not only wins but they get away from Va Tech late.
So happy hunting everyone and look forward to covering your football needs this season. Post a comment or just check me out!
*DISCLAIMER: I never claim to go undefeated, but I will try to win more then I lose. Please proceed with caution and be responsible*
DA GOAT
First and foremost I would like to thank the "Oracle" for inspiring me to waste all of my down time on this "dad gum" computer (a little shout out to Mr. Bowden there) but hey, what else do i have to do besides staring out the window at Yacht's that I can't afford...Life is tough...Oh well!
Anyway, went 4-0 unposted on Thursday Night, but the rest of the GOAT's plays will be posted on this blog from here on out. The next play will be posted....well, hell...how bout right now!
BOISE ST-1
All of America is banging on the Boise St. Bronco's right now thinking that they are headed to Landover, MD to get hammer by the home crowd and VA TECH....Not gonna happen...
Boise St. returns 22 starters off of a team that went 14-0 last year and I have Chris Peterson and 11 weeks to prepare for the biggest game in the BOISE ST. tackle football history, yep I got a 4 star hunch that the boys from the smurf will show up and handle their business. Now, don't get me wrong, Frank Beamer will have his guys ready to play. They have one of the best returning back field's in the country and Beamer and Company are 0-4 in there last 4 openers vs. Ranked opponents. I think that Boise St. not only wins but they get away from Va Tech late.
So happy hunting everyone and look forward to covering your football needs this season. Post a comment or just check me out!
*DISCLAIMER: I never claim to go undefeated, but I will try to win more then I lose. Please proceed with caution and be responsible*
DA GOAT
Monday, October 19, 2009
The Week that was in tackle football...
GOAT faithful,
Hello to all 6 of you that read this! Good day on Saturday, looking to add to it. “Buddy D” hopefully with your changes we did pretty good this week, don’t know if it was enough to win, but a respectable showing anyway!
GOAT NEWS
The new BCS standings are out right after the “GOAT Mid Season Report Cards”, coincidence?
The GOAT is saddened by the tough news that UCONN player Jasper Howard was cut down in his prime in a senseless on-campus incident that lead to his untimely death. After having a career game against Louisville, Jasper was involved in altercation after a school dance where he was stabbed in the abdomen and later died at the UCONN medical center. My thoughts and prayers are with his family, and the two teammates who tended to Howard directly after the attack, who watch their friend and teammate die in their arms.
Is the Oracle and I the only ones that has seen the erosion of a promising young QB? I’ll bet my shirt that Terrell Pryor is thinking now that RICHROD is not so crazy anymore. What a terrible waste of talent Pryor has become. The OSU offense is absolutely a “stack of acorns”, a piled up, jumbled mess. These jackasses’s can’t get out of their own way, and Pryor has become a TURNOVER MACHINE. I remember when this guy burst on to the scene, big press conference surrounded by microphones, giving “the Vest” and all of Columbus new hope that maybe….just maybe…they wouldn’t get beat by 20+ in another BCS bowl game. Fast forward to the present, and now “The Vest” is hoping to get an NFL call up, and Pryor looks worse than whoever is playing back-up at Bemidji St.?!!? Pryor may be a good WR in due time at the next level, but right now, give me the Washington St. defense and a half-hour to prepare and I’m dominating this guy for 4 quarters. OSU is now the 3rd best team in the state and that is being generous…
Idaho is 6-1 overall, 7-0 ATS (I cashed’um )…watch out…I smell a BCS buster…our fresh French fries
Officials don’t throw the game… and if the uprights were spread out 40 more feet …..Arkansas wins outright…, good lord that Arkansas kicker wasn’t even close…he was riding the FLORIDA ML!
If you still don’t believe that college football games are not fixed…please YOUTUBE the Troy/FIU game…and the Washington/IDAHO game for that matter…. (you will only need to watch the final :30 seconds of both games) Holy Crap! FIXED I TELL YOU! VEGAS WASN’T BUILT ON WINNERS
LOCK of the past weekend… Charlie Weiss stole his “Jump suit” from the grounds crew at ND stadium…Tell me someone else saw it!… Holy Fuzzy Grundels Spiderman! $2,000,000 a year at ND gets you a horrible “Maintenance Crew Jumper” and a 42” Zero Turn Lawn mower? I know your trying to save money, but don’t just broadcast “I’M GETTING FIRED”!!!
That shits confusing down there in ATL, ain’t it Frank….I tried to tell you, you should have checked out the blog, I gotcha covered…Like GT did…
Before I get out of here, I would like to give a warm congratulations to Tyler Brown of McComb, Ohio. The 16 year old scored his first and probably only TD of his life this past Friday Night. You see Tyler’s job up until this year has been manager of the McComb High football team, but this year the coach talked Tyler’s mom into letting him dress out for the football team. Tyler got his shot to play against Vanlue High School as McComb was leading 40-7 and he didn’t disappoint. Tyler went in as QB and scored on a 1 yard plunge to solidify a big win for McComb. Dylan Mears was suppose to get the call to hammer in the TD, as he was the workhorse on the drive, but he removed himself from the game so that Tyler could get the TD and the well deserved glory. Not bad for a young man that will never see the game tape, or the expressions on his team mate’s faces, or the score board light up afterwards, or the cheerleaders and fans screaming his name, or read his name in the local paper….. You see, Tyler Brown is blind, but that didn’t stop him from chasing, finding and grabbing his dream with both hands. Congrats again Tyler, you have Da GOAT’s upmost respect, as does your coach, and team mates.
Enjoy,
DA GOAT
Hello to all 6 of you that read this! Good day on Saturday, looking to add to it. “Buddy D” hopefully with your changes we did pretty good this week, don’t know if it was enough to win, but a respectable showing anyway!
GOAT NEWS
The new BCS standings are out right after the “GOAT Mid Season Report Cards”, coincidence?
The GOAT is saddened by the tough news that UCONN player Jasper Howard was cut down in his prime in a senseless on-campus incident that lead to his untimely death. After having a career game against Louisville, Jasper was involved in altercation after a school dance where he was stabbed in the abdomen and later died at the UCONN medical center. My thoughts and prayers are with his family, and the two teammates who tended to Howard directly after the attack, who watch their friend and teammate die in their arms.
Is the Oracle and I the only ones that has seen the erosion of a promising young QB? I’ll bet my shirt that Terrell Pryor is thinking now that RICHROD is not so crazy anymore. What a terrible waste of talent Pryor has become. The OSU offense is absolutely a “stack of acorns”, a piled up, jumbled mess. These jackasses’s can’t get out of their own way, and Pryor has become a TURNOVER MACHINE. I remember when this guy burst on to the scene, big press conference surrounded by microphones, giving “the Vest” and all of Columbus new hope that maybe….just maybe…they wouldn’t get beat by 20+ in another BCS bowl game. Fast forward to the present, and now “The Vest” is hoping to get an NFL call up, and Pryor looks worse than whoever is playing back-up at Bemidji St.?!!? Pryor may be a good WR in due time at the next level, but right now, give me the Washington St. defense and a half-hour to prepare and I’m dominating this guy for 4 quarters. OSU is now the 3rd best team in the state and that is being generous…
Idaho is 6-1 overall, 7-0 ATS (I cashed’um )…watch out…I smell a BCS buster…our fresh French fries
Officials don’t throw the game… and if the uprights were spread out 40 more feet …..Arkansas wins outright…, good lord that Arkansas kicker wasn’t even close…he was riding the FLORIDA ML!
If you still don’t believe that college football games are not fixed…please YOUTUBE the Troy/FIU game…and the Washington/IDAHO game for that matter…. (you will only need to watch the final :30 seconds of both games) Holy Crap! FIXED I TELL YOU! VEGAS WASN’T BUILT ON WINNERS
LOCK of the past weekend… Charlie Weiss stole his “Jump suit” from the grounds crew at ND stadium…Tell me someone else saw it!… Holy Fuzzy Grundels Spiderman! $2,000,000 a year at ND gets you a horrible “Maintenance Crew Jumper” and a 42” Zero Turn Lawn mower? I know your trying to save money, but don’t just broadcast “I’M GETTING FIRED”!!!
That shits confusing down there in ATL, ain’t it Frank….I tried to tell you, you should have checked out the blog, I gotcha covered…Like GT did…
Before I get out of here, I would like to give a warm congratulations to Tyler Brown of McComb, Ohio. The 16 year old scored his first and probably only TD of his life this past Friday Night. You see Tyler’s job up until this year has been manager of the McComb High football team, but this year the coach talked Tyler’s mom into letting him dress out for the football team. Tyler got his shot to play against Vanlue High School as McComb was leading 40-7 and he didn’t disappoint. Tyler went in as QB and scored on a 1 yard plunge to solidify a big win for McComb. Dylan Mears was suppose to get the call to hammer in the TD, as he was the workhorse on the drive, but he removed himself from the game so that Tyler could get the TD and the well deserved glory. Not bad for a young man that will never see the game tape, or the expressions on his team mate’s faces, or the score board light up afterwards, or the cheerleaders and fans screaming his name, or read his name in the local paper….. You see, Tyler Brown is blind, but that didn’t stop him from chasing, finding and grabbing his dream with both hands. Congrats again Tyler, you have Da GOAT’s upmost respect, as does your coach, and team mates.
Enjoy,
DA GOAT
Friday, October 16, 2009
Big Weekend PICKS!!!
GOAT Faithful,
Home Dogs during this week especially Thursday Night KILLED ME again this week. For the record had (Arky St. +9.5 UNDER 46.5) and (USF+3) along with (Boise St.-2.5/USF+9.5), tonight (Rutgers +7) and (Rutgers +14 UNDER 52.5). Rutgers is still going and will probably blow it, cause that's how my week has gone! This week look to get it going and like a few games.
Record for 3 weeks
15-6-1
Straight Lines:
Oklahoma +4(BTH)
Houston-16.5(BTH)
Miss St. -4(BTH)
Purdue+14(BTH)
Kansas-9
USC-9.5(BTH)
Arkansas+24.5
"Flyer"
IDAHO -7(BTP)
"D-IAA"
Michigan-39.5
7 pt. Teaser
12:00
Oklahoma +10.5
IOWA +10
3:30
USC-2
Houston -10
7-until
VT+4
Kansas-2.5
14 pt. Teaser
Auburn PK
Miami PK
SMU+21
PSU/MINN UNDER 60.5
PARLAY
MIAMI ML
USC ML
NEBRASKA ML
BAMA ML
OLE MISS ML
O/U
W. MICHIGAN/C. MICHIGAN OVER 56.5
Enjoy, and Happy Hunting!
Da GOAT
Home Dogs during this week especially Thursday Night KILLED ME again this week. For the record had (Arky St. +9.5 UNDER 46.5) and (USF+3) along with (Boise St.-2.5/USF+9.5), tonight (Rutgers +7) and (Rutgers +14 UNDER 52.5). Rutgers is still going and will probably blow it, cause that's how my week has gone! This week look to get it going and like a few games.
Record for 3 weeks
15-6-1
Straight Lines:
Oklahoma +4(BTH)
Houston-16.5(BTH)
Miss St. -4(BTH)
Purdue+14(BTH)
Kansas-9
USC-9.5(BTH)
Arkansas+24.5
"Flyer"
IDAHO -7(BTP)
"D-IAA"
Michigan-39.5
7 pt. Teaser
12:00
Oklahoma +10.5
IOWA +10
3:30
USC-2
Houston -10
7-until
VT+4
Kansas-2.5
14 pt. Teaser
Auburn PK
Miami PK
SMU+21
PSU/MINN UNDER 60.5
PARLAY
MIAMI ML
USC ML
NEBRASKA ML
BAMA ML
OLE MISS ML
O/U
W. MICHIGAN/C. MICHIGAN OVER 56.5
Enjoy, and Happy Hunting!
Da GOAT
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Mid Season Report Cards
GOAT faithful,
Good evening, sorry I haven't been on top of my game with my posting, but I am back and hopefully will be filling you with more BS then you can handle! First and foremost, we had a great weekend with 5-1 on teaser and straight plays, looking to build on a running 13-4 record overall in the past three weeks. It appears that we did also improve on the "Buddy D" picks going 10-5, some of which I just blew it on and MIZZOU screwed us.
I believe it is time to hand out our Mid-season report cards, as it is a GOAT tradition, so lets see how every one shapes up and who is making the grade, so to speak.
1. Bama
Offense: B+
Balanced attacked, McElroy is efficient and workman like. Like to see Jones more involved. Running game is stout
Defense: A+
Hands down best in the country, No argument
Special Teams: B+
Only a B+ because Arenas hasn't HOUSED one yet....stay tuned
Coaching: A+ (The second coming of Jesus Christ...I took photo's of Saban at UK, there were angels surrounding him)
2. Florida
Offense: B+
Timmy TeBop is doing well, not spectacular, but he doesn't lose, whats not to like
Defense: A-
Big D, Needs to create more turnovers
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
3. USC
Offense: B
Freshman QB is good, and test against ND will tell the tale, lots of play makers around him, need to get it really rolling.
Defense: B-
You lost to Washington...enough said
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A-
You lost to Washington Pete?!?! Preparation falls back on you...
4. Ohio State
Offense: F-
Horrible, atrocious and just plain bad....Terrel Pryor has digressed, and now there starting RB is out...Run Jimmy...Run NOW
Defense: C-
Keeps them is ball games
Special Teams: B
Punting game gets lots of work
Coaching: F
You got an F Jim because your not smart enough to get out
5. VT
Offense: B
Taylor is learning to read defenses and is playing well, the running game is working.
Defense: A
BUD DAMN FOSTER
Special Teams: A
BEAMER BALL
Coaching: B+
6. G-Tech
Offense: B+
Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, Select, Start...SCORPION WINS! Just Like Mortal Combat...Confusing as hell, but when you get it right, it looks really cool..
Defense: F-
Good Grief, glad you can score more then other people, cause you damn sure can't stop anyone...Less confusing shit on offense, more confusing shit on defense, it really that simple!
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
Only a smart cracker can get this garbage right..
7. Iowa
Offense: B
Ricky is efficient, running game is decent..Coach may have something..
Defense: A+
Holy crap, I have never seen a better Defense that creates turnovers like these dudes
Special Teams: No Idea, so a C should be good here
Coaching: B+
8. FSU
Offense: C+
Lots of offense..and drop passes.
Defense: WORST IN THE COUNTRY
Don't fire Bobby, fire Mickey, that bastard is delusional.."Fastest D ever" my ass
Special Teams: D-
NO HOPE
Coaching: C
Bobby, you stay as long as you like..I'm moving on...But you just stay right there..
9. Texas
Offense: D
Where in the hell is the Offense Mack?!?! Jordan Shipley is great, but a double team will change that, and you can't run the ball worth a crap. Red River "Shoot Out" may turn into the Red River "change the channel - Out"..
Defense: B+
Lots of play makers, ball hawks all over the place, keeping you in the ball game
Special Teams: A
JORDAN SHIPLEY...everyone else can sit down
Coaching: A
Mack is Money
10. MEEEECHIGAN
Offense: B+
Love Forcier and "Shoe Lace" Denard Robinson. This offense is really good, but dang if they don't turn the dang ball over. If they don't turn the ball over 5 times, they beat Iowa outright.
Defense: B
Good defense, keeps them in ball game. Got play makers and can create turn overs.
Special Teams: A
Coaching: B
RICHROD hasn't taught the kids to protect the ball, starts with the coaching.
11. The "FLAMING" Illinois Illini
Offense: F "COUCH FIRE"
Juice to the bench?!!? Good Grief Zooker...you're embarrassing yourself and you coach in the BIG 10?!?! How the hell do you do that?
Defense: F "TIRE FIRE"
I stopped more offense then you did on Saturday...and I'M ON A BYE WEEK!
Special Teams: F "DUMPSTER FIRE"
More Like "Special Olympics Team"
Coaching: Z "OIL RIG FIRE"
Z is the last letter in the alphabet and you're the only dumbass that could get a Z grade
12. I can't believe I'm actually sitting here watching Arkansas St. vs. UL-Monroe
13. Oregon
Offense: A
Minus Lagarrattee Blount you look pretty good and Blount is coming back..watch out
Defense: B
Still play PAC-10 defense
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A
This guy could lose every game and still get an A in my book, thanks to his "Check" ordeal
14: Notre Dame
Offense: B+
Good Offense with Clausen throwing it all over the place, running game is a lot better this year.
Defense: F
Concentrate Charlie…Concentrate! This were you’re getting KILLED. This is missing from your attack! You don’t have a defense, but I guess I get you’re philosophy…score more then the other team!
Special Teams: B
Coaching: C-
“Car Wreck Charlie” thank God for TOUCHDOWN JESUS!
15. Miami
Offense: A-
Jacory Harris is a man, and the running game is stout and relieves pressure off of Harris. This is a quietly good team…
Defense: B+
Gets the job done..Not THE U of old but getting pretty close
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
Randy Shannon has it figured out and has his kids buying into his program. He has surrounded himself with great people and his recruiting is tops in the country. Remember this team is still VERY YOUNG…
This is all I have for tonight…more to follow tomorrow evening!
Enjoy,
Da GOAT
Good evening, sorry I haven't been on top of my game with my posting, but I am back and hopefully will be filling you with more BS then you can handle! First and foremost, we had a great weekend with 5-1 on teaser and straight plays, looking to build on a running 13-4 record overall in the past three weeks. It appears that we did also improve on the "Buddy D" picks going 10-5, some of which I just blew it on and MIZZOU screwed us.
I believe it is time to hand out our Mid-season report cards, as it is a GOAT tradition, so lets see how every one shapes up and who is making the grade, so to speak.
1. Bama
Offense: B+
Balanced attacked, McElroy is efficient and workman like. Like to see Jones more involved. Running game is stout
Defense: A+
Hands down best in the country, No argument
Special Teams: B+
Only a B+ because Arenas hasn't HOUSED one yet....stay tuned
Coaching: A+ (The second coming of Jesus Christ...I took photo's of Saban at UK, there were angels surrounding him)
2. Florida
Offense: B+
Timmy TeBop is doing well, not spectacular, but he doesn't lose, whats not to like
Defense: A-
Big D, Needs to create more turnovers
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
3. USC
Offense: B
Freshman QB is good, and test against ND will tell the tale, lots of play makers around him, need to get it really rolling.
Defense: B-
You lost to Washington...enough said
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A-
You lost to Washington Pete?!?! Preparation falls back on you...
4. Ohio State
Offense: F-
Horrible, atrocious and just plain bad....Terrel Pryor has digressed, and now there starting RB is out...Run Jimmy...Run NOW
Defense: C-
Keeps them is ball games
Special Teams: B
Punting game gets lots of work
Coaching: F
You got an F Jim because your not smart enough to get out
5. VT
Offense: B
Taylor is learning to read defenses and is playing well, the running game is working.
Defense: A
BUD DAMN FOSTER
Special Teams: A
BEAMER BALL
Coaching: B+
6. G-Tech
Offense: B+
Left, Right, Left, Right, Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, Select, Start...SCORPION WINS! Just Like Mortal Combat...Confusing as hell, but when you get it right, it looks really cool..
Defense: F-
Good Grief, glad you can score more then other people, cause you damn sure can't stop anyone...Less confusing shit on offense, more confusing shit on defense, it really that simple!
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
Only a smart cracker can get this garbage right..
7. Iowa
Offense: B
Ricky is efficient, running game is decent..Coach may have something..
Defense: A+
Holy crap, I have never seen a better Defense that creates turnovers like these dudes
Special Teams: No Idea, so a C should be good here
Coaching: B+
8. FSU
Offense: C+
Lots of offense..and drop passes.
Defense: WORST IN THE COUNTRY
Don't fire Bobby, fire Mickey, that bastard is delusional.."Fastest D ever" my ass
Special Teams: D-
NO HOPE
Coaching: C
Bobby, you stay as long as you like..I'm moving on...But you just stay right there..
9. Texas
Offense: D
Where in the hell is the Offense Mack?!?! Jordan Shipley is great, but a double team will change that, and you can't run the ball worth a crap. Red River "Shoot Out" may turn into the Red River "change the channel - Out"..
Defense: B+
Lots of play makers, ball hawks all over the place, keeping you in the ball game
Special Teams: A
JORDAN SHIPLEY...everyone else can sit down
Coaching: A
Mack is Money
10. MEEEECHIGAN
Offense: B+
Love Forcier and "Shoe Lace" Denard Robinson. This offense is really good, but dang if they don't turn the dang ball over. If they don't turn the ball over 5 times, they beat Iowa outright.
Defense: B
Good defense, keeps them in ball game. Got play makers and can create turn overs.
Special Teams: A
Coaching: B
RICHROD hasn't taught the kids to protect the ball, starts with the coaching.
11. The "FLAMING" Illinois Illini
Offense: F "COUCH FIRE"
Juice to the bench?!!? Good Grief Zooker...you're embarrassing yourself and you coach in the BIG 10?!?! How the hell do you do that?
Defense: F "TIRE FIRE"
I stopped more offense then you did on Saturday...and I'M ON A BYE WEEK!
Special Teams: F "DUMPSTER FIRE"
More Like "Special Olympics Team"
Coaching: Z "OIL RIG FIRE"
Z is the last letter in the alphabet and you're the only dumbass that could get a Z grade
12. I can't believe I'm actually sitting here watching Arkansas St. vs. UL-Monroe
13. Oregon
Offense: A
Minus Lagarrattee Blount you look pretty good and Blount is coming back..watch out
Defense: B
Still play PAC-10 defense
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A
This guy could lose every game and still get an A in my book, thanks to his "Check" ordeal
14: Notre Dame
Offense: B+
Good Offense with Clausen throwing it all over the place, running game is a lot better this year.
Defense: F
Concentrate Charlie…Concentrate! This were you’re getting KILLED. This is missing from your attack! You don’t have a defense, but I guess I get you’re philosophy…score more then the other team!
Special Teams: B
Coaching: C-
“Car Wreck Charlie” thank God for TOUCHDOWN JESUS!
15. Miami
Offense: A-
Jacory Harris is a man, and the running game is stout and relieves pressure off of Harris. This is a quietly good team…
Defense: B+
Gets the job done..Not THE U of old but getting pretty close
Special Teams: B
Coaching: A+
Randy Shannon has it figured out and has his kids buying into his program. He has surrounded himself with great people and his recruiting is tops in the country. Remember this team is still VERY YOUNG…
This is all I have for tonight…more to follow tomorrow evening!
Enjoy,
Da GOAT
What will be blaring thru the loud speakers at Illinois Stadium on Saturday
Jump Around (ZOOKER STYLE)
We’ve Packed it up and packed it in
Let me begin
you came to win
If you lose to us that's a sin
We couldn’t tear a sack up
We don’t have a back up
Our running game is 2 yards and a Motha F-ing stack up
Get up, stand up, run it up!
Come on, you can put some points up
Our QB throws it and it’s a drop
and I got more BAD Schemes than there's cops at the Dunkin
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I get the finger from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]
Zooker’s backers are eating crow
If have any suggestions how to win let me know
Word to your moms, just throw long bombs
Juice is on the bench and our defense is wrong
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
and if you take the POINTS, you're bound to get burned
Cause you got offense and I ain't got none
So if you come to win just run the shotgun
Yo I’m a tool, I’m overrated and I drool
Try and step to me you'll cash your bet that’s the rule
I gots no skill, come get your fills
I got ADD and I need my f**kin pills
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]
I'm the bottom of the barrel, I wish I was Pete Carroll
Somebody call the “Roughriders” and get me Graham Harrell
Or better yet the terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
We got no hope, we even suck on Sega
I’m going out like a bitch
I’ve dug my own ditch
Can someone help me out and Me and Urban switch
Come to our town, We’ve laid the f**k down
Even Steve Krapthorpe thinks I'm a clown
Recruits! I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out bullshit and should be fired in Novemba!
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [32x]
Yo, this is dedicated
To Jim “The Vest” Tressel, RICHROD and JOEPA
Special thanks to: URBAN MEYER
Enjoy.
Da GOAT
We’ve Packed it up and packed it in
Let me begin
you came to win
If you lose to us that's a sin
We couldn’t tear a sack up
We don’t have a back up
Our running game is 2 yards and a Motha F-ing stack up
Get up, stand up, run it up!
Come on, you can put some points up
Our QB throws it and it’s a drop
and I got more BAD Schemes than there's cops at the Dunkin
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I get the finger from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]
Zooker’s backers are eating crow
If have any suggestions how to win let me know
Word to your moms, just throw long bombs
Juice is on the bench and our defense is wrong
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
and if you take the POINTS, you're bound to get burned
Cause you got offense and I ain't got none
So if you come to win just run the shotgun
Yo I’m a tool, I’m overrated and I drool
Try and step to me you'll cash your bet that’s the rule
I gots no skill, come get your fills
I got ADD and I need my f**kin pills
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]
I'm the bottom of the barrel, I wish I was Pete Carroll
Somebody call the “Roughriders” and get me Graham Harrell
Or better yet the terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
We got no hope, we even suck on Sega
I’m going out like a bitch
I’ve dug my own ditch
Can someone help me out and Me and Urban switch
Come to our town, We’ve laid the f**k down
Even Steve Krapthorpe thinks I'm a clown
Recruits! I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out bullshit and should be fired in Novemba!
We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [32x]
Yo, this is dedicated
To Jim “The Vest” Tressel, RICHROD and JOEPA
Special thanks to: URBAN MEYER
Enjoy.
Da GOAT
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The National "Touch" Football League
GOAT Faithful,
As promised, today I will be touching on what’s going on in the NFL. Here is my assessment of the first couple of weeks of NFL football.
1. NE - Tom Brady, step it up and quit worrying about your knee. I need you to carry my fantasy team and right now, you’re no better than Kerry Collins and your killing me. Hitting is part of football and somewhere during the recovery process, you forgot that.
2. Browns – Holy Horse Crap ya’ll are bad! What a debacle of a football team. No QB, No RB, and a WR that likes to pick “Bar Fights” with 5’0 guys. I will be dropping you Mr. Edwards from my fantasy team because you’re a “Gutterball”, and I guess you might as well pick bar fights, because you’re “HANDS” are not good for anything else, much less catching a football.
3. Redskins – Dan, you paid WAY too much for “Albert Haynesworst” and not enough for Jay Cutler. This team is worst then bad, it’s “North Texas” bad. Campbell couldn’t win a fight with against a man with NO ARMS, and Portis has nothing to work with. The offense is horrible and the defense is not very good. This team does fit the city it’s in…”turmoil at every position; and spending WAY too much money and getting NO RESULTS”
4. Saints – High flying and fun to watch. Good team, needs more defense, could make the playoff’s and do well.
5. Jets – Rex Ryan “talks the talk”, and thus far has “walked the walk” win a big win against NE. Mark Sanchez has done really well this year and is maturing before our very eyes. If he can do just enough to win and keep from trying to do too much, then the defense has a chance to carry this team into the play offs.
6. Baltimore – LOTS - O –TALENT, and Flacco is the real deal in his second year at the QB spot. “Whatchu talk’n bout” Willis McGahee has been a huge help to my fantasy team and a huge player in Baltimore. Couple with the best NFL defense, this is a team, that if it can get past NE and the Steelers in the playoff, may be good enough to get rings this year. Oh, and a COVERING MACHINE thus far(Until NE this week, but I’m not mad)
7. San Fran. – Mike Singletary has found it in SF this year and his players are buying into it. Hard nose defense and an efficient offense have this team looking really good early on. A tough road will tell if this team can get to the playoffs. The loss of Frank Gore may hurt if Glenn Coffee cannot pick up the slack. Every week this team is in a position to win and had it not been for MIRACLEFARVE then they would be undefeated at this point.
8. Dallas – Good Damn Jesus….Did you just lose to Denver?!?!? You got a 750 million dollar scoreboard that keeps getting LIT UP by the OTHER TEAMS! Wade Phillips is an “Oil Rig Fire” and Tony Homo is “Speed Boat Wreck”. You got rid of T.O. too help you solve your problems, which gave you a whole new set of problems….you got rid of TD! You looked good the first couple of weeks against the “Bottom feeders of the NFL” but then the NY football tackle GIANTS brought you back down to Earth. HOMO+PHILLIPS+JONES+NO TO=”SHORT BUS FIRE”
9. Philly – Put VICK in…RIGHT NOW
10. Detroit – Congrats on winning your first game in 2 yrs! You beat the “Deadskins”. 1-15 is not 0-16! Champagne everyone and let’s quit now!
11. Vikings – All hail BRETT FARVE!!! This guy is unreal, I mean he’s getting AARP mail, yet is 26-5 in his last 31 games with a good rocket. He has plenty of zip on the ball and has not shown any signs of “IMPLODING” to date. Adrian Peterson is a little upset with lack of carries, but with sacrifice comes rewards. Farve is worth every penny to date and know has beaten every team in the NFL, including the Packers last night. This is a Super Bowl team with a balanced attack and good defense. It’s going to be interesting to see how this team reacts after a loss.
12. Chicago – Hello Mr. Cutler, welcome home! Remember, this is a “Blue Collar” town that doesn’t want to hear you’re whining, so keep lighting it up and you will be just fine. Love to see Cutler doing well here, like the new Cutler, not the old one!
13. St. Louis – Good Grief…”Greatest Show on Turf” has turned into the “Greatest loss of Self-Worth” or “Greatest curse on Turf” take your pick….
14. Indy – PEYTON MANNING
15. The Damn Carolina Panthers – Although the Carolina Panthers had a NON- LOSS this week due to having a “BYE”, Jake Delhomme still had it rough. Delhomme threw 4 picks, 2 pick “6’s”, had a fumble loss and was sacked 8 times while playing QB in a “Special Olympics” sponsored Quadriplegic wheelchair pick up football game on Sunday. He was benched at the half...
This is all I have for now on the NFL, there is a lot to touch on, but I haven’t the time at the moment. More to follow tomorrow! Enjoy!
Da GOAT
As promised, today I will be touching on what’s going on in the NFL. Here is my assessment of the first couple of weeks of NFL football.
1. NE - Tom Brady, step it up and quit worrying about your knee. I need you to carry my fantasy team and right now, you’re no better than Kerry Collins and your killing me. Hitting is part of football and somewhere during the recovery process, you forgot that.
2. Browns – Holy Horse Crap ya’ll are bad! What a debacle of a football team. No QB, No RB, and a WR that likes to pick “Bar Fights” with 5’0 guys. I will be dropping you Mr. Edwards from my fantasy team because you’re a “Gutterball”, and I guess you might as well pick bar fights, because you’re “HANDS” are not good for anything else, much less catching a football.
3. Redskins – Dan, you paid WAY too much for “Albert Haynesworst” and not enough for Jay Cutler. This team is worst then bad, it’s “North Texas” bad. Campbell couldn’t win a fight with against a man with NO ARMS, and Portis has nothing to work with. The offense is horrible and the defense is not very good. This team does fit the city it’s in…”turmoil at every position; and spending WAY too much money and getting NO RESULTS”
4. Saints – High flying and fun to watch. Good team, needs more defense, could make the playoff’s and do well.
5. Jets – Rex Ryan “talks the talk”, and thus far has “walked the walk” win a big win against NE. Mark Sanchez has done really well this year and is maturing before our very eyes. If he can do just enough to win and keep from trying to do too much, then the defense has a chance to carry this team into the play offs.
6. Baltimore – LOTS - O –TALENT, and Flacco is the real deal in his second year at the QB spot. “Whatchu talk’n bout” Willis McGahee has been a huge help to my fantasy team and a huge player in Baltimore. Couple with the best NFL defense, this is a team, that if it can get past NE and the Steelers in the playoff, may be good enough to get rings this year. Oh, and a COVERING MACHINE thus far(Until NE this week, but I’m not mad)
7. San Fran. – Mike Singletary has found it in SF this year and his players are buying into it. Hard nose defense and an efficient offense have this team looking really good early on. A tough road will tell if this team can get to the playoffs. The loss of Frank Gore may hurt if Glenn Coffee cannot pick up the slack. Every week this team is in a position to win and had it not been for MIRACLEFARVE then they would be undefeated at this point.
8. Dallas – Good Damn Jesus….Did you just lose to Denver?!?!? You got a 750 million dollar scoreboard that keeps getting LIT UP by the OTHER TEAMS! Wade Phillips is an “Oil Rig Fire” and Tony Homo is “Speed Boat Wreck”. You got rid of T.O. too help you solve your problems, which gave you a whole new set of problems….you got rid of TD! You looked good the first couple of weeks against the “Bottom feeders of the NFL” but then the NY football tackle GIANTS brought you back down to Earth. HOMO+PHILLIPS+JONES+NO TO=”SHORT BUS FIRE”
9. Philly – Put VICK in…RIGHT NOW
10. Detroit – Congrats on winning your first game in 2 yrs! You beat the “Deadskins”. 1-15 is not 0-16! Champagne everyone and let’s quit now!
11. Vikings – All hail BRETT FARVE!!! This guy is unreal, I mean he’s getting AARP mail, yet is 26-5 in his last 31 games with a good rocket. He has plenty of zip on the ball and has not shown any signs of “IMPLODING” to date. Adrian Peterson is a little upset with lack of carries, but with sacrifice comes rewards. Farve is worth every penny to date and know has beaten every team in the NFL, including the Packers last night. This is a Super Bowl team with a balanced attack and good defense. It’s going to be interesting to see how this team reacts after a loss.
12. Chicago – Hello Mr. Cutler, welcome home! Remember, this is a “Blue Collar” town that doesn’t want to hear you’re whining, so keep lighting it up and you will be just fine. Love to see Cutler doing well here, like the new Cutler, not the old one!
13. St. Louis – Good Grief…”Greatest Show on Turf” has turned into the “Greatest loss of Self-Worth” or “Greatest curse on Turf” take your pick….
14. Indy – PEYTON MANNING
15. The Damn Carolina Panthers – Although the Carolina Panthers had a NON- LOSS this week due to having a “BYE”, Jake Delhomme still had it rough. Delhomme threw 4 picks, 2 pick “6’s”, had a fumble loss and was sacked 8 times while playing QB in a “Special Olympics” sponsored Quadriplegic wheelchair pick up football game on Sunday. He was benched at the half...
This is all I have for now on the NFL, there is a lot to touch on, but I haven’t the time at the moment. More to follow tomorrow! Enjoy!
Da GOAT
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