Tuesday, October 13, 2009

What will be blaring thru the loud speakers at Illinois Stadium on Saturday

Jump Around (ZOOKER STYLE)

We’ve Packed it up and packed it in
Let me begin
you came to win
If you lose to us that's a sin

We couldn’t tear a sack up
We don’t have a back up
Our running game is 2 yards and a Motha F-ing stack up

Get up, stand up, run it up!
Come on, you can put some points up

Our QB throws it and it’s a drop
and I got more BAD Schemes than there's cops at the Dunkin
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I get the finger from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops


We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]

Zooker’s backers are eating crow
If have any suggestions how to win let me know

Word to your moms, just throw long bombs
Juice is on the bench and our defense is wrong

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
and if you take the POINTS, you're bound to get burned

Cause you got offense and I ain't got none
So if you come to win just run the shotgun

Yo I’m a tool, I’m overrated and I drool
Try and step to me you'll cash your bet that’s the rule

I gots no skill, come get your fills
I got ADD and I need my f**kin pills

We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [18x]

I'm the bottom of the barrel, I wish I was Pete Carroll
Somebody call the “Roughriders” and get me Graham Harrell
Or better yet the terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
We got no hope, we even suck on Sega

I’m going out like a bitch
I’ve dug my own ditch
Can someone help me out and Me and Urban switch

Come to our town, We’ve laid the f**k down
Even Steve Krapthorpe thinks I'm a clown

Recruits! I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out bullshit and should be fired in Novemba!

We’ve shut it down [2x]
Zooker’s sorry ass has ran us into the ground
into the ground [3x]
pull up the bus and hammer down.
Score! [32x]

Yo, this is dedicated
To Jim “The Vest” Tressel, RICHROD and JOEPA
Special thanks to: URBAN MEYER



Enjoy.
Da GOAT

1 comment:

The Oracle said...

LMAO! "our running game is 2 yds and a mother f@in stackup" HA! This one is close to a classic.