Chase,
You're fat, you look like Phil Fulmer with a cannon on your shoulder. Lineman that can throw have no place at the next level. Good thing your line can block and your shotgun is 10 yards deep cause you couldn't scramble your way out of a paper sack. Shed 50, win the Heisman, and you could soon be carrying a clipboard and backing up Gus Ferrotte.
Signed,
The NFL scouts
P.S. Tell your team to "PLAY SOME DEFENSE!?!?!?!"
Da' GOAT
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