Dear Coach,
Hello my nam is Jimmy. I live in Piscataway, NJ. I was Enquiring about the backed-up QB position on your foosball team that u recently held an open practice fore. I think i am very qualifried for the position. I am line leader in my class, which demonstrates that i can lead people. I am also hall monitor, so i know what disclipline means. I can do a great "TIMMY" impression from Southpark, if that is relavent, i thnk so. I sometimes talk to myself, that shows i can get along with other people, that's huge in foosball, right? Mrs. Lippy just gave me a star because i didn't have any seisure's and fall end break anything today, it's that great, that also shows that i am very dependable. I can throw a foosball very well too. My Special Ed teacher thinks i got a great arm when its knot folded across my chest. If i don't try to bite my ear, i have good motion and can come within several feet of my target, which means i can be accurait and will tried very hard to do good for your team. I could probably be first string as well, you guy know is very-very bad. Pleasse keep me in mind, and i will begin to metally prepare myself to be youre nect quarterbag. Gota go now, my mommy packed me a pudding cup and paint chips for lunch today. I lov Wassou and your foosball team.
BTW- tough luck against USC last week, i thought we could pull that one out....
I lov Washngton Ssttate Football,
Jimmy
(Please hum "Put me in coach" as you read this lettr, thanks)
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