Dear Mr. Carroll,
Thank you for your recent order of 500 tubes of Lotrimin Ultra Jock Itch Cream. Your order has been shipped, and thank you for your business.
It should also be noted that all "balls" should be cleaned thoroughly prior to being handled by team members, coaches and staff as "tinea cruris" is highly contagious. All individuals handling dirty "balls" are highly susceptible to being exposed to further contamination.
as i "Scratch my Head",
I remain yours truly,
DA' GOAT
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/8450384/Report:-USC-dealing-with-jock-itch-outbreak
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I GET IT!! You scratch your head with your balls. That's talent.
Wasn't aware your dream business of peddling testicle cream to young men had taken off. Congrats Goat!
Like the format, would like to see your bowl picks before things get kicked off this year.
Shooter and J, hope you worthless bastards are getting mo wickey when you need it.
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