A letter to H. Schnellenberger.....

Dear Mr. Schnellenberger,

I have a question for you, "are you out of your f***ing mind?" Did I recently read that you actually think you're team is going waltz into DKR Stadium and "push around" the Texas Longhorns? Sir, have you fallen and bumped your head? Are you drunk? Bartender no "Mo' Whickey" for this guy, because he has obviously had WAY too much....come back to reality.....we'll wait. Your village called.....you can come back now.

Sir, have you noticed that you coach at FAU? For those that don't know that's Florida Atlantic University. You coach in the Sunbelt Conference, and that's not all bad, but again you coach in the Sunbelt Conference?!?!?! I understand that your team play's Troy, FIU, and Arkansas State year in and year out, but do you really think that prepares you to even ENTER the "Lonestar State" let alone play the "By-god Texas Longhorns"?!?!? Not only did you think that you would go in and play Texas in a game, but you gave them "Bulletin Board" material as well?!?!

And I quote "Once we step out on the field with Texas, the only ones who can help us is ourselves," Schnellenberger told University Press. "Texas always has a very polished team that has great talent, but they aren't tough; they aren't a physically tough team."

"My defense will get to a point where they will be mean, nasty and ornery [expletive], and that's what you need for Texas. Texas will move the ball with tit-for-tat, screens and options, but we'll make them pay a price whenever they catch one of those dinky passes. We'll put three hats on them and make them not want to get up; that's the way to beat Texas."

Mr. ''Destin for Hell-neberger" what is wrong with you.....really? I don't give a flip'n sh*t how "mean, nasty and ornery" your defense will get, they will still get rolled. Try to make them pay for those "dinky" passes....your DB's will get thier ankles broke and leave thier jockey straps sitting where the Longhorn player caught the ball! Did it ever dawn on you that Mack Brown has won 10 games a year since the conception of time for a reason? He doesn't worry about FAU, and no they are not "planning for this game".

Snelly, can I call you "Snelly"? Your name is WAY too long to keep writing it out. Everyone inside AND outside the FAU compounds already know that your team does not stand a chance even though you have Rusty Smith as your QB. Yes he's good, and yes your WR's are probably good too, but good god man, your FAU?!?!? Those players are there for a reason....they couldn't get into/play for TEXAS....or any other school for that matter.

I recently interviewed Mack Brown at this was his comments:

"Howard who?"
"Oh yeah, Snelly, I remember that guy"
"Old balls, sagging skin, gross"
"We welcome his band of thugs to Texas, good luck leaving"

He abruptly ended the interview when God called for his season tickets.

In closing, Snelly, in the future if you want to call out Troy then fine but a word to the wise "If you mess with TEXAS, you get the HORNS"

Texas -23(sportsbook.com) to the bank…
Final Score: 55-10 Texas

Godspeed Snelly.

Signed,

DA’ GOAT