Ok, you wanted'um, you got'um....
Straight Lines
GT-2
Kansas+21(BTP)
Ole Miss+12
PSU-24
Miss St. 7.5
VT+3
Texas -4 (BIG PLAY ON THIS GAME, VEGAS WHIFFED ON THIS ONE...IMO) and a special thank you the "john q. public" for crushing Mizzou and driving this line down
Air Force-3.5
Teasers (7Pt.)
Kansas+27
Ole Miss +19
VT+ 10
Teaser (14pt.)
MSU +17.5
Virginia +18
Texas+10
Ole Miss +26
Parlay
Texas-4
Ole Miss +12
O/U
MIAMI/DUKE OVER 42
Good luck to all of you, hoping for a BIG DAY tommorrow!
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
On Midseason Report Cards
Good Evening all, hope all is well. Before the Goat releases his picks this weekend (after crushing the 'Pack) last night...."Thursday Night Home Dogs" are getting just stupid...anyway, I figure it's time for a little Mid-Season Report cards for some teams:
1. Alabama (A+)
Defense..Check
Running Game...Check
John P. Wilson....Check
Special Teams....Check
Smashing all comers...Check
Bottom Line: Bring on Miami and the BCS!!!!
2. Texas (B)
Running game...Check
Colt McCoy.....A trip to NY in his future
Special Teams....Check
Defense...This is "Big 12" football....NON-EXISTANT....The Oklahoma "Sooner" had 173 yards passing on the Texas Defense...and it doesn't have ARMS?!?!?!
Smashing all comers...Check (BIG ON UT THIS WEEKEND, more on that later on)
Bottom Line: Lot of football left to play
3. AUBURN (can i use a "G" here, "F" is too much credit)
Running game...HAHAHA
QB Situation....WTF?!?!?
Special "Olympic" Teams...OMG?!?!?
Defense...Dreadful a best
Getting Smashed by all comers....CHECK
Bottom Line: You fired your OC mid-season for gosh sakes...
OIL RIG FIRE = Auburn Football
4. FSU (C)
Running game....Coming around
C. Ponder...This guy IS a "box of chocolates"
Special Teams....OK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers...Negative, lost to Wake Forest with 8 turnovers and 158 yds. in penalties
Bottom Line: Still not convinced we're "Back"
5. CLEMSON (F)
Running Game....Where?
C. Harper...Broken
Special Teams...More like "Special ED classes"
Defense...They have one?
Smashing all comers....I just pee'd on myself
Bottom Line: Tommy Bowden stepped down...They're season is now looking up..
6. PENN ST. (A+)
Running game....CHECK
QB....CHECK
Special Teams....CHECK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers....Like WARM BUTTER
Bottom Line: Sleeper to make it to MIAMI...Not a whole lot of work left...
OSU will get smashed by this team
7. FLORIDA (B)
Running Game...Tebro is still nasty, and now has a little help
QB...NO QUESTION, he picked apart LSU while eating a ham samich...check YOUTUBE
Special Teams...CHECK
Defense...CHECK
Smashing all comers...EXCEPT OLE MISS...Bama beware
Bottom Line: May get Bama in the SEC championship game...we'll see if they belong then
8. MEECHIGAN (D)
Running Game....UH....NO
QB.....UH....NO
Special Teams....See "Toledo"
Defense....See "Toledo"
Smashing all comers...See "Toledo"
Bottom Line: "RAM ROD" might get run out of town EARLY...See "Toledo"
9. VANDY (A-)
Running game....OK
QB...SHAKY at best
Special Teams...Bright Spot
Defense...Excellent
Smashing all comers...No, but have gotten it done
Bottom Line: Cannot score beyond the 50 yard line, but with a stingy defense, may get a lot better on that...
10. Tennessee (F)
Running game....FIRE PHIL
QB.....FIRE PHIL
Special Teams....FIRE PHIL
Defense....FIRE PHIL
Smashing all comers....FIRE PHIL
Bottom Line: FIRE PHIL
Just a few...I could go on and on, but why? Anyway, enjoy the weekend ahead, I will try to get some games out there later on!
Da GOAT
1. Alabama (A+)
Defense..Check
Running Game...Check
John P. Wilson....Check
Special Teams....Check
Smashing all comers...Check
Bottom Line: Bring on Miami and the BCS!!!!
2. Texas (B)
Running game...Check
Colt McCoy.....A trip to NY in his future
Special Teams....Check
Defense...This is "Big 12" football....NON-EXISTANT....The Oklahoma "Sooner" had 173 yards passing on the Texas Defense...and it doesn't have ARMS?!?!?!
Smashing all comers...Check (BIG ON UT THIS WEEKEND, more on that later on)
Bottom Line: Lot of football left to play
3. AUBURN (can i use a "G" here, "F" is too much credit)
Running game...HAHAHA
QB Situation....WTF?!?!?
Special "Olympic" Teams...OMG?!?!?
Defense...Dreadful a best
Getting Smashed by all comers....CHECK
Bottom Line: You fired your OC mid-season for gosh sakes...
OIL RIG FIRE = Auburn Football
4. FSU (C)
Running game....Coming around
C. Ponder...This guy IS a "box of chocolates"
Special Teams....OK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers...Negative, lost to Wake Forest with 8 turnovers and 158 yds. in penalties
Bottom Line: Still not convinced we're "Back"
5. CLEMSON (F)
Running Game....Where?
C. Harper...Broken
Special Teams...More like "Special ED classes"
Defense...They have one?
Smashing all comers....I just pee'd on myself
Bottom Line: Tommy Bowden stepped down...They're season is now looking up..
6. PENN ST. (A+)
Running game....CHECK
QB....CHECK
Special Teams....CHECK
Defense....CHECK
Smashing all comers....Like WARM BUTTER
Bottom Line: Sleeper to make it to MIAMI...Not a whole lot of work left...
OSU will get smashed by this team
7. FLORIDA (B)
Running Game...Tebro is still nasty, and now has a little help
QB...NO QUESTION, he picked apart LSU while eating a ham samich...check YOUTUBE
Special Teams...CHECK
Defense...CHECK
Smashing all comers...EXCEPT OLE MISS...Bama beware
Bottom Line: May get Bama in the SEC championship game...we'll see if they belong then
8. MEECHIGAN (D)
Running Game....UH....NO
QB.....UH....NO
Special Teams....See "Toledo"
Defense....See "Toledo"
Smashing all comers...See "Toledo"
Bottom Line: "RAM ROD" might get run out of town EARLY...See "Toledo"
9. VANDY (A-)
Running game....OK
QB...SHAKY at best
Special Teams...Bright Spot
Defense...Excellent
Smashing all comers...No, but have gotten it done
Bottom Line: Cannot score beyond the 50 yard line, but with a stingy defense, may get a lot better on that...
10. Tennessee (F)
Running game....FIRE PHIL
QB.....FIRE PHIL
Special Teams....FIRE PHIL
Defense....FIRE PHIL
Smashing all comers....FIRE PHIL
Bottom Line: FIRE PHIL
Just a few...I could go on and on, but why? Anyway, enjoy the weekend ahead, I will try to get some games out there later on!
Da GOAT
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Letter to Tommy Tuberville
Dear Tubbs,
You're team couldn't score with a Hooker....
Tommy Bowden and Phil Fulmer left you messages. Check your voicemail....
Signed,
Crockett
You're team couldn't score with a Hooker....
Tommy Bowden and Phil Fulmer left you messages. Check your voicemail....
Signed,
Crockett
Letter to Nick Saban
Dear JeSabansus,
You're off-week was outstanding, the team looked great....
DON'T F*&K IT UP.
Signed,
The Entire State of Alabama
You're off-week was outstanding, the team looked great....
DON'T F*&K IT UP.
Signed,
The Entire State of Alabama
Letter to Chase Daniel
Chase,
You're fat, you look like Phil Fulmer with a cannon on your shoulder. Lineman that can throw have no place at the next level. Good thing your line can block and your shotgun is 10 yards deep cause you couldn't scramble your way out of a paper sack. Shed 50, win the Heisman, and you could soon be carrying a clipboard and backing up Gus Ferrotte.
Signed,
The NFL scouts
P.S. Tell your team to "PLAY SOME DEFENSE!?!?!?!"
Da' GOAT
You're fat, you look like Phil Fulmer with a cannon on your shoulder. Lineman that can throw have no place at the next level. Good thing your line can block and your shotgun is 10 yards deep cause you couldn't scramble your way out of a paper sack. Shed 50, win the Heisman, and you could soon be carrying a clipboard and backing up Gus Ferrotte.
Signed,
The NFL scouts
P.S. Tell your team to "PLAY SOME DEFENSE!?!?!?!"
Da' GOAT
on the Red River Shootout
My assesment of the Red River Shootout.....
PLAY SOME F*%^ING DEFENSE FOR GOSH SAKES!?!?!
Mack Brown has a squad, Oklahoma warmed up with pansies....Texas has a rough road ahead of them, but if they make it....I'm headed to Miami to watch them battle the TIDE!!!
Da' GOAT
PLAY SOME F*%^ING DEFENSE FOR GOSH SAKES!?!?!
Mack Brown has a squad, Oklahoma warmed up with pansies....Texas has a rough road ahead of them, but if they make it....I'm headed to Miami to watch them battle the TIDE!!!
Da' GOAT
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