How do some coaches make it to the College level?

I have been pondering this topic for a while now and can't seem to figure it out. Now, I know that I might have to "eat my hat" after this entry but I'm gonna say it regardless of the end result because that's how Da GOAT rolls....

How do some coaches make it to the college level, I mean really? Some of them are just plain gutter balls. The most recent being RICHROD at MEEECHIGAN. Now, I know this guy did wonderful at WV, but something got to give! I have heard of a 2 QB system, which outside of Gainsville, FL has NEVER WORKED to perfection. This f**kin guy is starting a 3, count'um, 3 QB system! Talk about a guy with farking PROBLEMS at a program! This guy and his program is an absolute mess! If I were part of the MEECHIGAN faithful(and if I were I would off myself) I would denounce all of Ann Arbor, move to Columbus, OH and buy a damn red vest! This guy needs to call up Steve Spurrier and ask him about the 2 Qb system. His "all world" 2 QB system lead the country last year....in INTERCEPTIONS! Maybe, Da GOAT is just being to hard on RAMROD, partly because he seems to have the IQ of a LUMPY MATTRESS, and partly because he's a moron. I hope it works out for him, but it won't and he will be on the hot seat faster then me on a Gov'ment grilled cheese samich!

Next, on to Lane Kiffon...Holy Shitballs Chuck Norris where do I start! This guy just makes me laugh, I mean, duh duh damn, Genia! This guy needs to be in politics. If this guy isn't a snake in the grass, then Lou Holtz DOESN'T spit when he talks! Holy cow, just look at his grand entrance into the college season,he's a coach for 37 seconds and calls out Urban Meyer?!?! Does this guy not get it? Does he not want to coach at UT very long? (Well, hell I wouldn't either, but that's not the point!) Does he not realize that they have to play UF this year? In the swamp for gosh sakes! I don't care if they set the line at -100, I'm gonna pound the GAYTORS! Mr. Urban Meyer is not gonna take his foot off the gas, and I won't blame him! Mr. Urban Meyer(I don't want him to send his troops to "Merck" me in my sleep, so I call him Mr.) doesn't need your recruits "Lane", he has his own, and they have won 2 of 3 NC games, you idiot. But no, no no no....you have to call him out at your Booster dinner, and accuse him of cheating....what are you, phycho? Did you eat paint chips and lead pencils as a kid? This should have been a sign to the boosters that your failure is imminent, and that they need to bring back Phil.........Golly Bill?!?!? Tennessee is screwed and Da GOAT loves it!

Steve "I've successfully ruined a program" Kragthorpe is next up on the Da GOAT's chopping block. This genius, who is NOT smarter then a 5th grader, who has in three yrs. time absolutely decimated a prominent program. If I were "Papa John" I would take my dang name off that stadium in Louisville..... however both Papa John's and Krapthorpe suck now and are way over priced, so I kinda get it. I mean, back in the day, I would dominate all comers in NCAA football on the PS2 using Louisville. They won the the dad'gum Orange Bowl before this "Boat paddle" came along to take the reins! Holy f**king Christmas!?!? They are lucky to get out there own way, only to get their patsy asses handed to them by whomever they have on their schedule with a heart beat! Strong work Stevie, you are the definition of a "one hit wonder"...one good year at Tulsa, only to shit the bed for 3 straight years in Louisville! YOU DA MAN, and I appreciate you taking one of the best ATS teams of the decade and making them no better then a sack of 5 day old hot wet bag of garbage...you're pathetic

That's enough for this evening...because Charlie Weiss is not worth my time.


Enjoy,
Da GOAT